For Tat’s upcoming birthday, I’m doing a video series which revolves around the theme of Tat Memories.
Here’s the first one.
P.s. That’s the mic I’m holding, not a cottonbud like Tze thought WTF
P.p.s. The more I replay the video the more I think he’s right… I do look like a tikus
So today I opened my eyes at 6am on the dot to do what I do every single day- bark incessantly until Papa wakes up to let me out. I think he’s not much of a morning person…
I played in the garden by myself until Mommy came down at nine to give me a shower. I considered ducking out of sight when she stumbled upon the hole I dug in the grass, but I think she was too sleepy to care cos all she did was grunt.
She couldn’t find the sponge so I dutifully trotted up and down beside her as she looked for it- only to realise that I had the sponge tucked safely in my mouth. Whoops. I think she wasn’t too amused cos I heard her mutter, “GOD you’re one annoying dog.”
Mommy had a great time scrubbing the soil and dirt off my body but then she decided to give my hair a trim… I was shivering every time the (sharp) scissors went near my body- what if she snips a piece of my skin instead?! Luckily for me she stayed within the boundaries of my fur…
Anyway I wasn’t too happy about the haircut (I think I look like a dork minischnauzer now…) so I was rude and talked back at her. This is me at my best:-
Max, out.
P.s. Sorry about the voice that’s how I sound when I sneer hurhur. Oh and also sorry for the evil Mojojojo laugh at the end