Lessons in Redang
I do think that I’d learnt to be a bit more thick skinned after spending a weekend with The Club.
Walking through a room full of people with a garbage bag over our heads
It was pouring with rain on the second night. While we were in the cafeteria wondering how to walk back without risking pneumonia, we realised that we had nicely left our umbrellas behind in the room. So it’s safe (and a little ironic) to conclude that the purpose of bringing the brollies over to Redang was to shelter us from the… sun.
We had no choice but to ask the kitchen staff for a big black garbage bag (those you see murderers stuffing their victims into for an impromptu disposal). After receiving it, Tze told us to “Fuck, practice first so we won’t get wet!”
And the four of us scuttled through the cafeteria full of unsuspecting diners with the big black garbage bag held over our heads, caterpillar style. I only noticed the whistles and laughter halfway through…
Underage flirting
Aud and Tze were a little disappointed over the percentage of eye candy at the resort (read: 0%). So disappointed that they settled for a decent looking… boy, who looked no older than 15.
At the beginning, Tze and Aud were subtly hiao- but Tze deduced later that at the age of fifteen, boys prefer girls who are more… rebellious. A round of aggressive flirting (from our side) ensued, and the boy escaped to the balcony outside for a snooker game with his (sigh) younger brother.
Oh well… your loss, kid.
Dealing out threats to annoying people
While gingerly making our way to the ferry, some juvenile delinquents up front decided that it was fun to scare us by rocking the floating jetty with their weight. We shrieked as we tried to maintain our balance, but amidst the yells we could hear Aud’s voice loudly declaring, “IF I FALL IN, IMMA FUCKING BREAK HIS BOOMBOX OVER HIS HEAD”.
Being kiasu at the airport
Despite the curious stares, we were already standing in line at the counter a whole half hour before the gate was announced open. And when it finally did, we started running- then sprinting to the plane. Unfortunately we ran to the wrong door… So our anger at being overtook by almost everyone in the end was pretty justifiable >((
What can I say
I am now equally as shameless. I love you guys to bits :)
♥ “Kam tin ngor…” wtf
July 31st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
HON YE LUI HON SUET PIU GOR *emo
aih ya how can i lose to that stupid old lady! i was first in line ok some more run damn fast! aud run so fast until she nearly vomited wtf.
(and aud was the one who decided that boys his age like girls who are loud and wild wtf when i was demurely pinning a fake flower into my hair wtf)
August 1st, 2008 at 1:42 am
eh would it be weird if i told you that i knew what song is that frm jst the first 3 words ah?
BEYOND HOI FUT TIN HONG OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT ONE RIGHT I KNOW TZE DAMN LIKE COS SHE USED TO MENTION BEYOND ALOT LAST TIME WTF.
August 1st, 2008 at 1:51 am
WTF EEFLIN! i got u hooked to it too didn’t i wtf
August 1st, 2008 at 8:59 am
AHAHAHAH - I NEARLY PEED MYSELF LAUGHING WTF!
Why are you guys so hilarious! Parading in a catepillar with a garbage bag over your heads cos you needed to ‘practise first’ hahahah. And being subtly hiao in front of underage eye candy wtf (by pinning a fake flower in your hair Tze AHAHAHAHAH!)
I bet that the juvies were damn amazed to hear that threat issuing from Aud too, cos she looks so kawaii and tiny and defenseless - and possibly 100% fitting in with their sick, twisted fantasies of what an anime heroine should look like wtf.
But can any anime heroine threaten to break a boombox over their collective heads? NO. Conclusion-nya, don’t mess with The Club yo wtf.
ps: And thank god Eeflin gave me a heads-up about the Beyond lyrics, cos I was about to have a metaphorical foot-in-mouth moment and say: Eh, does ‘kam tin ngor’ translate into ‘golden geese’ WTFFFFFFFF *dies from mortification* Why am I so…….inept/ outdated wtf.
August 1st, 2008 at 9:11 am
eh actually right, i wasn’t involved in ANY of those above ok! even when u all ran to the plane, i was walking behind cause i was carrying ALL YOUR BAGS WTF then in the end i got there earlier than u all also HAHAHAHHAHA but the stupid two women won la cis
i wasn’t involved in the garbage bag thingy either cause after the guy gave me the first plastic bag, 3 of u decided to take it away from me and i had to wait for another one ALONE wtf T____T
sigh im like a mother with 3 kids wtf
August 1st, 2008 at 10:28 am
eh may i ask how much is the budget for this trip per person…agak2*excluding the flight la…i’ll use air asia* ? i never been to redang b4…i mean, the accom, transport etc etc…thanx
August 1st, 2008 at 12:29 pm
suet! u didn’t get there first ok have you forgotten me overtaking you wtf
August 1st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Tze: Good times *shiny eyes* Yeah remember how the other two ladies started chasing after us??? Adventure race ohh wtf. Oh haha was it Aud? God how embarrassing luckily I was too busy playing Monopoly I mean Saidina
Eeflin: HAHAHA eh do you have the song it’s damn nice lemme send it to you
Michellesy: Hahaha yeah I’ll be cherishing all these memorable funny moments for life! HAHAHA KAM TIN NGOR = GOLDEN GOOSE HAHAHAHA. Just like choi tai ka lai si = choi everyone take a dump wtf
Suet: It’s cos you’re the most distinguished one of us all <3 Hahaha eh I was dragging Aud’s blue rolling bag along ok damn scared later the wheels break off cos of the speed wtf. Oh yeah we did oops our bad :( Eh relak la chillek la wtf
Venessa: Hey there, we took a package which included hotel stay/transport from the island to the airport/f&b/activities (snorkelling etc) which amounted to approximately 500rm each! No worries :)
Tze: Yeah you ran like the wind wtf
August 2nd, 2008 at 8:52 am
ya HAHAHA i nearly vomited cos no stamina life sucks wtf.
ya why ar i think the club is damn shameless. me and tze already have skin thick as elephant’s hide wtf while when it comes to money there’s no stopping suet wtf. and it it looks like ur keeping up well too jammie *nods wisely wtf
August 3rd, 2008 at 11:58 pm
hehe… did you girls scare the 15 yr old teen? haha..
i think why there is no eye candy is because where you are staying and timing/season… most of the back packers and foriegners stay at redang bay and those more ulu resorts along the beach… i was there in 05 with some of my buddies from poland, german and japan and stayed in redang bay. there were tons of hot foreign gals and guys around drinking at night. i guess were there at the right time.
anyway, glad to see you all had a great time… except for the ride home.
August 4th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
hey jia meei, where were you staying in redang? i plan to go over soon as well :)
August 4th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
Aud: You see you see the idea of exercising doesn’t seem so bad now does it wtf. Hahahaha yes Sensei Thick Skin I promise to work harder on it
Crash: Hahaha I think they did… but it’s his loss Aud and Tze damn hot ok. Haha yeah there were a lot of families! Yeah the ride back home would’ve spoilt the trip luckily we had enough fun wtf >(
Julie: Hey Julie! We stayed at Redang Beach Resort :) I think there’s a package for it too which includes transport/f&b/activities!