My achy breaky bum

The thing about mountain biking is that you can’t just throw your bike down and give up. This might be because there are no cabs in the forest… But if you’re lucky there might be the random pick up truck which you can bribe the driver to ferry your sorry ass (and bike) out.

Today’s Semenyih trail damn nearly killed me. As usual there were many uphills which I couldn’t find the momentum to cycle up (I foresee bulkier arms from all the pushing), many downhills which were bumpy and uneven (I went splat at one point from going too fast)- but Francis and Joe were unsure of the trail so we had to lug our bikes up then back down as the rest of the trail was impossible to ride :(

AND the stupid rubber plantation was infested with MOSQUITOES! John came well equipped with a mosquito coil which he hung at the back of his saddle… he managed to ward off most of the mosquitoes (which turned to US instead) with the risk of burning his bum hahaha. Us unequipped people had to rely on mosquito repellent spray instead :( The amount of mosquitoes at the trail was crazy- stop for a second and a SWARM would attack you.

Francis and Joe headed onwards in search of the right trail but the rest of us were tired of the plantation, so we took off towards the gravel. Our next destination- the waterfall!! :D

Uh oh without Francis in the pack, the guys had to take turns babysitting me… John stayed with me for a bit but I waved him on as it was a straight road- and he gave me a thumbs up sign and pedaled off :( Ok Jm, since there’s nobody here to see your embarrassing spills, move damnit! So I cycled faster. And tipped over a couple of times… There was a point when I realised that I was all alone in the silence, save for a couple of owl hoots and a sudden rustle of the bush- scary! But I reached the guys in the end and they were sweet enough to tell me they didn’t wait too long- just five minutes… or maybe ten.


Me eating a banana haha after emerging from the estate, hence the look of pain


Leong still looking so fresh how does he do it!

Anyway, more pedaling and hellew icy cold water! Some of the guys jumped in and started washing themselves with the water (which was murky btw)… you don’t know what has been in there ok! Initially I only wanted to get my feet wet… but while I wading over to the rocks I slipped on a mossy surface and fell right into the water :( :( I honestly thought that I fractured my ass then :( :(


Not that clean… apparently the waterfall at Batu Dam’s crystal clear


Squee!


The very nice and patient Jeff, John


The water numbed my toes hee (the rock I fell on numbed my butt)


Spot the gear!


Boys

Then it was time to head back. Met Francis and Joe on the way out (poor things missed the waterfall) and I fell behind with Francis while the rest zoomed off. Slow and steady (as sad as it sounds that’s what I always say to make myself feel better) but on the way I did learn more about the gears, braking and control from Francis. Then as we were reaching the meeting point, the thought of the promised steamed fish (explanatory photos later) made me speed up. That’s where the burst of energy came from, Frans!


See the fingers at the side? The boys clapped when I came in SO NICE I don’t deserve the encouragement T_______T


I couldn’t slide to the front ’cause my shorts got caught at the saddle hahaha


My motivation


Semenyih Steamed Fish!


:( :( :(

Full reso photos here.

22 Responses to “My achy breaky bum”

  1. hehe so nice =p
    i mean the fish..hahaha
    nola cycling looks fun but under the hot sun also right =p
    i think golf worse=p

  2. BRAVO BRAVO!!!!!
    i would not have made it i think T.T

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  4. There’s a mountain biking community in KL called BASH or bikers hash/mountain biking hash/ or something to that effect and they have weekly or fortnightly bike hashes.

  5. please take care of your skin. Wear long sleeve (like the guys) and also padding. Having said though,.. KEEP on MTBing!

  6. steady la TIGER!

    u definitely put shame to some guys we know.

  7. omg jeff so cute wtf eh can i join you when i come back! but only if jeff will be there la wtf

  8. sorry tat.. golf is definitely not worst.

    :P

    .. no offense :D

  9. hey babe i’m back! still reading your blog although i don’t have mucho time.

    biking looks so fun! i wished i could do that too. :(

    oh and i like your tan! i’ve been staying indoors almost 24/7 i looked like a zombie -___-

  10. Laptop < Max !!!

    </3 crushed wtf.

  11. oh and yay good girl put some boys and most girls to shame, MTBing :) :)

    Jeff looks familiar where’s he from.

  12. *aghast

    you went MOUNTAIN biking and fell down? *unsure whether to applaud or mourn you wtf wtf

  13. mountain biking *sad

    am i gonna be cast out when i come home since i am unable to do any sports *sad

    ok fine maybe i can swim and ride a bike and play squash but that doesn’t mean i’m willing to wtf

    hi jeff /shy

    frans: no la how can you say anything is worse than golf latat’s skin colour is testament to that ok wtf.

  14. Hey there Jmeei, I really like your blog. Love the pictures.
    A bit unfortunate about the sunburn though! :O
    And that fish, I want to eat the WHOLE THING.

  15. Tat: Only think about food! (But it was nice we go there one day k bb)

    Keshia: Hahaha thanks dear but I didn’t really want to make it T.T but had to finish it or I’ll be stuck there forever :(

    Calypso: Hey there, thanks for the info! But I think I’ll only join those communities when I’m much better at mtb- I’m still a noob! Do you bike too? :)

    Hanonymous: But wearing long sleeves will give me uglier sleeve tanlines and ugh it’ll be a major sweat fest :p Thanks loads for the encouragement and I will (try)! :D (Do you bike?)

    Frans: All thanks to you sifu! Roar :)

    Suet: HAHAHA yeah he’s very nice too /shy Okok wink wtf

    Frans: Yeah ’cause they get to ride on the buggy! We have to suffer till the end…

    Cass: Hello you! Haha it’s not that fun trust me, a lot of endurance involved :( HAHA zombie hahaha but how’s your job treating you? And ughh it’s so odd looking how can you like it?! It’ll fade though whee

    Cyn: HAHAHA prove it!! Ya I’m the only girl :( I dunno he’s Francis’ friend do you know him??

    Tze: Why sad :( HAHAHA yeah buck up wtf even Aud’s playing squash hahhaha. Yala it’s not that you can’t it’s more of you don’t want to. But Li Tat’s naturally dark.. if I played golf I won’t be as dark ok

    Dakota: Hey there, thanks heaps :) :) I like your blog too! YES THE FISH WAS SO GOOD!!

  16. Yeuch! *to the sunburn*
    Your active life makes me feel like a slob.
    Wait a minute. I AM one -.-

  17. why u never reply me *heartbroken

  18. Eh eh I’m sorry baby I must’ve missed it out /boo stupid stupid Jam /boo I reply now nownownownownow

    Darling Aud wtf: Ya damn dumb fell and broke my ass wtf broke ass mountain wtf wtf I love youu

    Ainul: Haha the sunburn doesn’t really hurt! No la nonsense you’re so skinny anyway :)

  19. man im kinda lost on this tread.

    anyone else wanna join us for a cycle?

    tze: jeff will be there.

  20. Frans: WHY ARE YOU ADVERTISING JEFF

  21. hehe just passing by. nice blog =) haha why you eat bananas when mosquitoes are around?! i read that mosquitoes are more attracted to ppl who just ate bananas haha but then dunno true or not ;p

  22. Simplicityx: Hellooo thank you :) Really?! Oh noo.. I ate the banana because I was low on carbs and energy :S I didn’t know it would attract mozzies!!!

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