Random incidents of the day
#1 Elephant
This morning, due to the invincibility I felt while wearing flats (understandable after two consecutive weeks of heels) I flew down the stairs three steps a stride- thump thump thump THUMP. At the last THUMP, I landed heavily at the feet of a passing lady, startling her. Despite her holding her heart as though I had just given her a coronary, I’m pretty sure she’ll survive the scare- as she turned to her companion and muttered, “How nice is it to be young with so much energy again.”
This made me think. The lady didn’t seem that old… at most she should be in her forties. I imagine myself at fifty and I am quite certain that I will still be prancing about, whining shamelessly like a 5 yo when I don’t get my way, and headbutting Tat whenever he pisses me off. I have so much excess energy to burn off- if I don’t I turn destructive.
As for when I’m eighty and can hardly move… there’s always the thumb twiddling option.
# Poo
I don’t usually succumb to doing my umn big business in a public loo, but today marked my first day of taking a dump while at work. One of the main reasons why I’m not comfortable with this is because I find it embarrassing when someone walks in while you’re in the midst of well, unloading…
I’m quite sure THIS would run through their head- “Omg is someone taking a crap now I can smell it hell I’m sure they can smell it all the way from China shit this stinks pun intended” cos there are certain times when I find similar lines going through mine…
I was so shy that I waited for whoever it was to enter a stall, and once I heard the toilet lock click shut- I rushed out (after washing my hands, obviously) and scampered back to my table in a record time of .89 seconds. Then I nonchalantly tapped away at my comp as though I had never left my seat.
I’m so weird.
Current Mood:
embarrassed
August 19th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
aiya. i cannot shit at public areas one ok!
if you know me, i can actually drive home to shit if i have an hour break from college wtf
August 19th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
I can’t do my big business in public toilets also…just feel that it’s dirty -___-
As for the WC in the office, I have the same concern as you. So, I will only leave the toilet when there’s no one around -_-.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
hahah!
eh so cute.
it’s not weird :)
August 19th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
erm, i don like to um um at public place too. Hahaha >..<
August 19th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
LET ME TEACH U HOW! to disguise the sound of your shit dropping into the water u know sometimes when your shit is big then the sound damn loud one wtf, u flush! after your shit is out, flush again!!! confirm no smell already after that!
you know how i know this! takes years of experience wtf cause i live in a dorm ma share toilet one
August 20th, 2008 at 12:34 am
WTF HAHAHAHA SUET HAHAHHAHAHA WHY U LIDDIS HAHAHAHA
i dont share the same problem because i shit really quickly ok in like 1 minute i’m done! im sure u know right wtf
August 20th, 2008 at 1:25 am
yikes!! i am just taking my lunch and you all talk about poo… hahaha… anyway, i think it is pretty normal. i try not to take a dump in public places… but sometimes it can not be avoided.
but i like suet’s technique… i will try to remember it next time! haha..
wow! tze could be the world record holder!! hehe…
August 20th, 2008 at 3:43 am
Hahaha dear I missed reading your posts while I was away during the summer la. I got a new blog btw! Not at LJ anymore (:
August 20th, 2008 at 8:49 am
LOL! But I don’t feel comfy doing my big business in public places too.. And if there’s someone in the toilet I’ll go back to my place and wait a while and then check the toilet later to see if it’s empty. And when someone walks in, I hold it back, -_____-
And haha if I cannot hold it back.. I use sweatlee’s way hahaha.
(Tze Ching are you normal? Lol)
August 20th, 2008 at 9:14 am
My sister’s friend said…”put lots of tissue in the toilet bowl to prevent the shit from making a loud splat when it hits the water” LOL.
Why? But shitting is so natural AHAHA
August 20th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Emm…cant believe that it is not only me who keeping flushing while shittttinnnnnggg!!
August 20th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
No you’re not weird Jam! I can totally understand the embarassment - toilets are a communal space after all hahah. And y’know, doing a big one is kinda a private/ personal thing?
I have gleaned a couple of good ideas as to how to muffle the sounds of your er, deposit hitting the toilet bowl from the commenters though ahahah. Suet’s idea wins gold I think =D
ps: Tat do you seriously drive back home to take a dump wtf. But what if the need is er, dire and you don’t get there in time wtf wtf.
August 20th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
worst thing’s when the seat is all wet and shit, omg.
and you don’t have excessive tissue rolls to wipe it off.
don’t ask me what to do, i hardly remember the last time that happened.
oh wait.
you’re in the female’s. nah, don’t think girls piss all over the seat then.
xD
August 20th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Tat: Whatever makes you happy :D
Mei: Hahahah YAY I’m not the only one!! *feels better
Keshia: But are you sure… :s
Cync: HAHHAA so cute ‘um um’! When I was smile my mother would say ‘ng ng’. Yeah nobody does really :/
Suet: WTF hahahaha ‘plop!’ Okok I shall practice my flushing skills hahaha
Tze: Yes I know but I still dunno how you do it seriously! You shitting takes as much time as me peeing oker
Crash: HAHA yeah I think this thread is getting a little too ew. I know right how does she do that!
Pui Ee: Hey sweets I’m glad you’re back! :D Ok will check it out now wheee
Eelaine: HAHAHAH hold it back!! Yar sometimes saving face > comfort :p Hmmn yes I should try Suet’s way…
Ozzie: HAHAHA what if it clogs up the toilet bowl?! And and overflow :x That might suck.. Hahahha natural I know but stillll
Jj: I really must try it!!!
Michellesy: Yesss it’s the lack of privacy that sucks! Hahaha yes he does and he’s actually quite good at holding it in actually :D Longest record was for a whole day…
Waikit: Ew ew ewwww oh but at certain stalls the seats ARE wet! I dunno wet with what though… this is why I carry wet wipes with me :p
August 21st, 2008 at 11:40 am
hahahahaha…u guys are really funny.
my take is when unloading, just let d water flows. then no smell d. try it.
its a natural thing, no need to be shy, no 1 never s**t.
Have a spirit young guys “Just Do It”.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Valuelife: Haha as in keep flushing the toilet? Hahaha no one never shit you’re funny too! :D
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:16 am
The poo thing is sooo cute. I used to have a fear of public toilets, period. Then i went UK and realized it’s quite ok! Cuz they have good ventilation there and the poo smell won’t go straight to people’s nostrils. Not that i do it (im only halfway through my phobia) but it feels nice that i can poo whenever i like.
In Malaysia however…
August 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 am
jmeei, its not quite d same. if u pull d trigger, u have to wait d wtr 2 fill up again..n d 2nd round will b smelly too rite? hahahah… just let d tap water flows…i think schools should provide this as a new subject, “How to S**T Correctly in Public Toilet Without Interfering Others?”. Seriously..LOL!!
August 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 am
Elle: Yeah you’re right in Melbourne they have those ventilation fans too! As for Malaysia…. All the best with your phobia ahahha you’re too cute :)
Valuelife: OH the TAP water! Hahahaha I get it now hahahha yeah How To Shit In Public 101 ahahah